10.09.2008

Natalie's Recipe for Success

My friend Natalie is the mother of an amazing little 3 and a 1/2 year old, Stella Eloise. And I asked her to share her wisdom with us, about cooking for children. Here's one of Stella's favorite recipes!

1. Get a box of Kraft Mac 'N Cheese. Tear it open.
2. Put a pan on the stove with water in it. Boil it.
3. Go watch some TV and search the net.
4. 2 hours later, run to the stove and pull off the burning pan.
5. Get a new pan and fill with water.
6. Stand in kitchen so not to burn another pan.
7. Once it is boiling, put in noodles and peas.
8. Once soft, dump out the water.
9. Take half a stick of butter and dump it in.
10. Tear open the packet of cheese and dump in.
11. DO NOT USE MILK!!!
12. Open a can of tuna and dump in.
13. Mix all together.
14. Get two spoons and you and your 3 year old sit on the sofa, watch TV and eat straight from the pan. (You can use anyone's child. It doesn't have to be your own.)
15. Then when you are not looking, your dogs and cats will clean out the pan.

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